Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

Despite the modern equipment we sell, it's old money that funds it, and old money doesn't always have a modern brain attached to it.

I was a wonderful parent before I had children.

The junk food of political journalism...all reshuffle stories are crap.

The Republican Party is not treating me right, and they're not treating the people that I represent right.

It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.

A marriage of opposites - modern elements with antique pieces - highlights both their individuality and compatibility.

Sometimes a movie encapsulates a period or a moment in all of our lives in such a way that it never dies.

So what are the effects of increasing minimum wages? Any Econ 101 student can tell you the answer: The higher wage reduces the quantity of labor demanded, and hence leads to unemployment.

Robinson Crusoe, the self-sufficient man, could not have lived in New York city.

The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.