THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Our life is all about personal choices we make. We choose the life we live.

Them lady poets must not marry, pal.

Don't show arrogance anyone & never let anyone show you

Clouds of confusionrolled into illusionHe veils perversionforcing her coercionHer body he takeswhile she flies awayunbelievable, she's invisible

Today right here in America we have 50 million people without health insurance.

If we examine the essence of existence, we'll find that the essence is love. There really is nothing that isn't love.

I don't know what frightens me more

Music is a fundamental human right

I hope you find what you're looking for.

Philosophical reflection could not leave the relation of mind and spirit in the obscurity which had satisfied the needs of the naive consciousness.