TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Societies have always been shaped more by the nature of the media by which men communicate than by the content of the communication.

I usually travel with a lot of people, like my dad, mom and sisters.

I try not to spend too much time on partisan politics. Life's too short for that. I don't really believe that there have been many human problems solved by politics.

I don't like to use a microphone around my head while I'm teaching so I had to learn how to project from my stomach more.

It's fair to say that, for much of my lifetime, New Zealand certainly was a property-owning democracy and working people, ordinary people, had assets.

Through all the windows I only see infinity.

Love is the root of all joy and sorrow.

Five minutes of a lifetime were truly spent, and we felt young in a good way.

You are just a murdered. (Near) (btw this was an epic win on near's part when light spazzed out and went crazy)