Sure is a word of hope not the word of trust

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

Imagine how extraordinary the world would be if everyone believed the only man capable of evil…is himself.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

A man exercising no forethought will soon experience present sorrow.

The age of a child is inversely correlated with the size of the animals it prefers.

Preparations are good in life, prologues ruinous.

You are affected by the surroundings, the mood of people, by confidence. I am no different.

Give me a theme," the little poet cried, "And I will do my part," "'Tis not a theme you need," the world replied; "You need a heart.

Things have no power that humans don't put there.

Disease may be defined as "A change produced in living things in consequence of which they are no longer in harmony with their environment."