Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Being loved is the only thing that is admirable by any stretch of the imagination.

Move forward to the next step, there is something that change your whole life". Be positive

Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.

I love the house that I've been living in for over 40 years. I really am a homebody and I still love to play golf.

Art must take to the road and risk all for the glory of adventure.

There is a big confusion in this country over what we want verses what we need...you need food. You want a chocolate sundae.

One of the things that drives Trump's popularity is that he sticks it to these people in the media. And people love seeing that.

I never have any trouble playing anything I can think of. The trouble is in thinking of what to play.