Stupidity is not my forté however, there is immense entertainment value in playing the dumb blonde...

There is a waterfall in every dream. Cool and crystal clear, it falls gently on the sleeper, cleansing the mind and soothing the soul.

Monogamy is faith in the faithless

All women are lifelong members of the Secret Service...So, if you must lie, better make sure you cover your tracks because there is no such thing as a 'dumb blonde'...

The night it fallsThe stars shine throughThe inky blackThat is the cueFor plot demandsThat dreams be sownThe fantasies I have aloneThe words come fastThey flow like wineI am the midnight writer...

Brushing the clouds away from my eyes, I see clarity in the raindrop and beauty in the first ray of morning sun...Life is strange and wondrous...

You are the oxygen that inflames the lust in my soul...

Passion drove her deeper, into the abyss beneath his skin where she mapped his soul to the dance of his heartbeat...

A timeless energy encircles the world, drawing humanity into its grasp, eternally swirling, pulling souls together, tearing them apart in the eternal struggle of love, life and loss...

The silence of a wounded soul roars louder than any tempest...

Within the eye, mysteries of the soul burn deeply beneath the fiery chasms of love and patiently wait for an awakening ...

I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos. That makes me want to grab people on the street and say: ‘Have you HEARD THIS?

You can be an expert any field of study with consistent effort and consistent learning.

For death and life, in ceaseless strife, Beat wild on this world's shore, And all our calm is in that balm— Not lost but gone before.

If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man.

The best compliment I've gotten was being compared to Randy Johnson. We're both hard-throwing.

Economists, on the whole, think well of what they do themselves and much less well of what their professional colleagues do.

Universal truths have become an embarrassment, but they won't quite go away.

We can never found the soul, just as we can never wound God, but we become imprisoned by our memories, and that makes our lives wretched, even when we have everything we need in order to be happy.

In the pleading of cases nothing pleases so much as brevity.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".