Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

The absence of God’s answer is a clear answer

I think it is important that we rebuild an atmosphere of forgiveness and civility in every aspect of our lives.

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

You are the makers of the flag and it is well that you glory in the making.

If you raise a child, there's no time, you can't be a great parent.

With this face, I need all the deals I can get.

Anytime,anywhere,ask,and I am yours.

This villainous heterogenous mass of ocean highwaymen are the very ejectment of the four quarters of the globe.