Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Divinities of the soul are life, light and love.

my love of water ... is mingled with and almost indistinguishable from a fear of water (I can float in a vertical position - I enter a fugue state - but I cannot bear to bury my face in water).

There's no ceiling... just a continuation of improvement.

The tools we use have a profound and devious influence on our thinking habits, and therefore on our thinking abilities.

Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.

It may be that the very qualities that help people get ahead are the ones that make them ill-suited for managing crises. It's hard to prepare for the worst when you think you're the best.

Kobe's an incredibly talented athlete, and there are many more like him among today's players.

Hard work is the price we must pay for success