My primary responsibility is to be funny.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

Sleeping was her latest discovery. 'It's so wonderful. One simply shuts one's eyes, that's all. It's so delicious.

As you learn to accept that the body is transitory, as you watch it with love, but without attachment, the body will develop purity.

The essence of your awareness field definitely goes on after death. It goes through death, it goes into non-physical states for a time, and then eventually is pulled back and it reincarnates.

When you spend your whole life traveling it does get really tedious and exhausting.

The more that you bypass of your own mechanisms, the more in your self that will come apart.

I was lost til you were found, but I never knew how far down I was falling before I reached the bottom.

Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again.

Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.

Nature, my dear sir, is only a hypothesis.

We all have hearts.... If you have a heart, love somebody. If you have enough heart, love everybody.