Stoichkov's playing on the wing, in this situation he likes to come in and scalp the centre-half.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

The best time to plan a tree was twenty years ago

Where does she get all the energy? Where does he get all the energy? Nobody GET's energy. Everybody releases energy.

...not all encounters with the world affect the mind equally. Studies have demonstrated that if the brain appraises an event as "meaningful," it will be more likely to be recalled in the future.

The snow has at last melted, the fields regain their herbage, and the trees their leaves.

School, I never truly got the knack of. I could never focus on things I didn't want to learn.

I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these comic characters is a fundamental part of me too.

I was a huge 'Sopranos' fan, obviously.

If you try your best, you can always be better.

I'm not actually teaching any more, but I am writing pieces for schools all the time, and for kids.

For me the stunts are so cool, they're one of my favourite things when we're doing the film.