Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.

Tombstones don´t list jobs, they list relationships-mother, wife, daughter.

It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs, " Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.

Success and failure are equally disastrous.

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.

Let us designate anarchism1 anarchism as you define it. Let us desiginate anarchism2 anarchism as I and the American Heritage College Dictionary define it.

Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?

Far too many black men who praise their own mother feel less accounted to the mothers of their own children.

The possible is constantly being redefined, and I care deeply about helping humanity move forward.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.