Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

There is nothing around me but money, money, money.

For every opinion you receive, seek guidance from the Creator.

Astronomy defined our home as a small planet tucked away in one corner of an average galaxy among million

You used to get it in your fishnetsNow you only get it in your nightdressDiscarded all the naughty nights for niceness......Remeber when the boys were all electric?

I like animals. I like natural history. The travel bit is not the important bit. The travel bit is what you have to do in order to go and look at animals.

Easy come, easy go... "Achieve-everything-while-doing-nothing" schemes don't work, they are just not logical

If diplomacy has any chance to work, it must be coupled with a credible military threat.

The inevitable effect of a biographer's hindsight is to belittle the subject's foresight.

The camera photographs what's there.

And be these juggling friends no more believ'd, That palter with us in a double sense; That keep the word of promise to our ear And break it to our hope.