So I slap on that smile and pretend everything’s okay even though it’s not.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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Half a brain is better than none.

The Beloved is Always There, Actively Seeking You.

Life is the greatest gift.

Happiness is there when you are in love with what you are doing.

A Man of Knowledge like a rich Soil, feeds If not a world of Corn, a world of Weeds.

I'm Jewish. That's all. So I am in exile all the time. Wherever we go, we are in exile. Even in Israel, we are in exile.

I'm a big zombie buff.

In physics, opinions don't matter, only demonstrated experiments. The day the fellow succeeds, if ever, he won't need anybody else's opinion.

Assume the feeling of your wish fulfilled and observe the route that your attention follows.

I'm mischievous. The idea of taking risks and having real-world consequences energizes me.