Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Never compromise your "Self-respect" for "Love". If feel like you are loosing your "Self-respect" for "Love" Tell them you can keep your "love" and I will keep my "Self-respect

It is better to deal with unemployment than allowing yourself to be employed and remain unpaid!

I respect the Indian government for the fact that there are no settlements in Kashmir.

Investing isn't about beating others at their game. It's about controlling yourself at your own game.

Bless... the two painting masters who first pointed out to me that there was coming and going among trees, that there was sunlight in shadows.

If you are strong enough, there are no precedents.

No resource will flourish if managed by government.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.

I know that the accident of my being a photographer has made my life possible.