Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

You get on with your own life. Lettie gave it to you. You just have to grow up and try and be worth it.

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

As an actor we're just like workers in a factory, we provide our services to directors.

Morality and religion are but words to him who fishes in gutters for the means of sustaining life, and crouches behind barrels in the street for shelter from the cutting blasts of a winter night.

I can only speak from my own personal experience, being behind the camera and in front of it, but every magazine cover you see is completely airbrushed.

One extends one's limits only by exceeding them.

I have been cautioned to talk but be careful not to say anything. I do not consider this a difficult task.

Every where I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

When you don't come from struggle, gaining appreciation is a quality that's difficult to come by.