Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

Those expressions are omitted which cannot with propriety be read aloud in the family.

You can't talk about peace nor agreement while terror is used as the main argument.

If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth.

But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure? Answer: Of himself. Well, so I will talk about myself.

Volunteer. Sometimes the jobs no one wants conceal big opportunities.

I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy.

Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.

It doesn't matter how much you want. What really matters is how much you want it.

A lot of my early career, I wrote story songs that had narratives, that had plots.

When a Cat adopts you, and I am not superstitious at all I don't mean only Black cats there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes.