Showing up is 80 percent of life.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

There are no such things as book hoarders, only aspiring librarians

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.

Courage may be taught as a child us taught to speak.

Dread more the blunderer's friendship than the calumniator's enmity.

A big part of who I am is just the way I was raised. Nobody is better than anyone else, and if you really work hard, you might get lucky and get what you want.

Of course, if you're gonna make movies, you gotta make movies, and I'm not gonna say no to a good role.

Christians, in particular, realize that their responsibility within creation and their duty towards nature and the Creator are an essential part of their faith.

Hip-hop is so much about character and caricature that people just see you as a character. Very rarely are you flesh and bone to people.

What you are thinking now is creating your future life.

Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks pretty cool standing there with his sword.