Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

A man's Self is the sum total of all that he can call his, not only his body and his psychic powers, but his clothes and his house.

We are in the middle of the biggest revolution in reading and writing since the advent of the Gutenberg press.

After awhile you could get used to anything.

I think being condemned to death is the only real distinction, " said Mathilde. "It is the only thing which cannot be bought.

For me, nothing has ever taken precedence over being a mother and having a family and a home.

The most meaningful way to differentiate your company from your competition, is to do an outstanding job with information.

Beethoven in c minor has come to symbolize his artistic character...where he seems to be most impatient of any compromise.

I'd like for y'all to meet the love of my life, her name's the game.

Those gentlemen, who will be elected senators, will fix themselves in the federal town, and become citizens of that town more than of your state.

Even as a kid, my memories are of books taking me out of myself.