She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

Oh would some power the gift give us, to see ourselves as others see us!

My heart 's in the Highlands, my heart is not here; My heart 's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer.

Now's the day and now's the hour.

Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire, That's a' the learning I desire.

There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.

The snowdrop and primrose our woodlands adorn, and violets bathe in the wet o' the morn.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men, Gang aft a-gley, And leave us nought but grief and pain, For promised joy.

Dare to be honest and fear no labor.

But pleasures are like poppies spread, You seize the flower, it's bloom is shed; Or, like the snow-fall in the river, A moment white, then melts forever.

And then we get new homes that we make for ourselves.

Making and Working on my Beliefs.

Respect...is appreciation of the separateness of the other person, of the ways in which he or she is unique.

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

The dog that licks ashes, trust not with meale. [The dog that licks ashes trust not with meal.]

...if you dance with dragons, you must expect to burn.

A local spirit will infallibly prevail much more in the members of Congress than a national spirit will prevail in the legislatures of the particular States.

The essence of a quote is the compression of a mass of thought and observation into a single saying.

These individulas have riches just as we say that we 'have a fever,' when really the fever has us.

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.