Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I do not wish to travel around the world. I already have the world trying to travel around me.

Nothing is stronger than gentleness.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

I'd been offered TV series over the years and never had any interest in doing television. I'm not a TV guy.

There aren't just bad people that commit genocide; we are all capable of it. It's our evolutionary history.

I always want to have a personal relationship with everybody that works for me.

If shaytan has entered into your heart - evil will look beautiful to you and good will seem tiring and exhausting.

Sadness is simply something to be treated with antidepressant meds and otherwise need not be spoken of.

Even getting one amazing shot in a pristine environment is what I live for.

In reality, infinity is merely the distance to the heart of a stranger. Eternity is the moment of cognition.