Firefighters don't go on strike.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

We have confident

Love is only available to those willing to be continually brave in weakness.

No, I am not bitter, I am not hateful, and I am not unforgiving. I just don't like you.

I have been chastised by a president, I have antagonized and angered presidents, and I have taken on my own leadership.

I love making people uncomfortable, and when people say, 'I cringed watching [that] scene,' that's the biggest compliment you can give me.

The side effect of expanding consciousness is that negativity starts to evaporate; it goes away like darkness when you turn on a light.

Old age appears hideous to us until we have to choose between it and death.

Language is the leading principle which unites or separates the tribes of mankind.

In order that a people may be free, it is necessary that the governed be sages, and those who govern, gods.

You are capable of so much more than we usually dare to imagine