STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

It isn't important who is going to hurt me, but its important who is going to love me.

It feels like the world is folding up around me, like origami paper, and I’m trapped inside of its breathless center.

I didn't know yet that you can always find that perfect moment right before everything shatters.

Intuition is natural by-product of flowering of a mature self-esteem and a sense of empowerment – not power over, but power to be

Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe and aren't even aware of.

All other things to their destruction draw, Only our love hath no decay.

True piety lies rather in the power to contemplate the universe with a quiet mind.

I'm a big believer in going on offense, and I think Hillary Clinton is the ideal target on whom to go on offense.

It's hard to find five musicians who know what the other is going to do before they do it. And that's what we had in GN'R.

Arthur Ashe had been the first black athlete to play Johannesburg at the time of apartheid.