SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

How can we stop learning, if we still have breath?

Let's practice motivation and love, not discrimination and hate.

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned.

People who take huge risks aren't afraid to fail. In fact, they love to fail. It's because failing means they found the edge.

I don't know what to do with Warren Beatty. All I know is that he wasn't attracted to me. That's all right.

A very few musicians passed across all decades. In terms of trumpet playing, Louis Armstrong does it of course but Sweets [Edison] is right up there too. He is unique, in every sense of the term.

My father ran for Congress in 2004, and I got a sense that there is no way to achieve much success without a certain amount of compromise.

There's the kind of love where being around someone makes you feel energized. Just being around them gives you more energy than less.

Girls like us, when we love, it takes everything we have.

Brand inside is more important than brand outside for sustained success.