Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Why are there beings at all, instead of Nothing?

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

If you have easy self-contentment, you might have a very, very cheap source of happiness.

It is the duty of government to make it difficult for people to do wrong, easy to do right.

I've always wanted to be thrown into the ocean when I die - to be rowed out to sea and thrown overboard into the Atlantic.

Early experience shapes the structure and function of the brain. This reveals the fundamental way in which gene expression is determined by experience.

You know, trust in the press, polls show - from Pew and other places - have gone down significantly over the years. Maybe the press doesn't have that much ability to frame people's decisions.

People love as self-recognition what they hate as an accusation.

At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things. But as a I get older, life is totally about losing everything.

The only salvation for us is to stop being an incoherent, loose mob and to change into a strongly organized, disciplined army.