Remember that life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away!

Treat me like a rare first edition of your favourite novel.

Real MEN don't need a woman covering for him because a Real MAN IS a woman's covering!

I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.

If an architect wants to strengthen a decrepit arch, he increases the load laid upon it, for thereby the parts are joined more firmly together.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

We're not Americans, we're Africans who happen to be in America. We were kidnapped and brought here against our will from Africa. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock - that rock landed on us.

But the Promise showed their wildest dreams had simply not been wild enough.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it