Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Love passed me by and I failed to get the plates.

I feel like we sometimes let our emotions and anger get in the way.

I've seen enough things to know that if you just keep on going, if you turn the corner, the sun will be shining.

My decision to start a new one is just that, a decision, since I never get inspirations.

Allen Ginsberg was a world authority on the writing of William Blake, and had an incredible knowledge of classic literature and world politics.

Everything if given to God can become your gateway to joy.

There's a lot of heartache because you don't always win. You need loads of determination.

I like playing misfits, I like playing oddballs, I like playing characters with rough edges.

I suppose things are better now, but ... I don't know. People still hate each other, they just know how to hide it better.

I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.