RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You are the only author of the story of your life. 'Fate' is just an excuse for all of your wrong decisions.

Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions.

Software is like gardening - one day I'll go behind the shed and clean up. But if nobody ever goes there, does it matter a lot?

When one must, one can.

He [Viggo Mortensen] was standing behind the camera throwing the apples … And I’ve never seen him so happy.

Not making the baseball team at West Point was one of the greatest disappointments of my life, maybe my greatest.

No single movie or event makes or breaks your career. Everything can be undone, including success.

Self-esteem means knowing you are the dream.

A lot of people are wanting him [Barack Obama] to be the president just because he's black. But I think he does have some good views.

Send out anger and impatience, and that's what you'll get. Send out love, and you'll get back love.