President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

That’s what children eventually were for their aging parents: custodians of technology, free personal IT departments keeping them from disappearing forever from the universal cloud.

He was "more passionate than most intelligent men, and more intelligent and reasoned than most passionate men.

It is of the nature of war to increase the executive at the expense of the legislative authority.

The most important thing was the creation of a... a standard, where hundreds of companies build hardware that can all run the same software.

The whole duty of man is summed up in obedience to God's will.

I wish people were willing to dig a little deeper than the surface elements of a premise before tossing one story in with another.

Truth is eternal. Knowledge is changeable. It is disastrous to confuse them.

I had been in that part of the world as a soldier in Korea, so I had been interested in Vietnam.

There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.