Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.

If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.

Forgiving yourself, believing in yourself and choosing to love yourself are the best gifts one could receive.

Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.

I have learnt a good deal from my own talk.

Oh my God - this is scary and sad all at the same time. I literally dream about buying my own groceries. Swear to God. Because it is something that is real and normal.

I think the most important thing that I've learned is that you live and you learn. Try not to make the same mistakes twice.

I live in the present because the future is always chancy. When it comes to being with you, I'm willing to take the risk.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Successful social media marketing is not built on impressions. It is built on relationships

A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!"

A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. His problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart.