Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

SnowWhile falling it hides your passageWhen finished it documents your path

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

Moral progress is a process of isolation; the mountain tops are lonely.

We all face difficulties of our own, and how comforting it is to immerse yourself in a book - my book, any book, any romance. It's entertainment, it's escape, and it can even be an inspiration!

My drive is something that I don't fully understand.

Too many heroes stepping on too many toes, too many yes-men nodding when they really mean no.

I like to say, jazz music is kind of like my musical equivalent of comfort food. You know, it's always where I go back to when I just want to feel sort of grounded.

One must consider the final result

I made some games, but I'm pretending like I didn't because they all turned out weird.