People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')

If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself professionally, it would mean that I suck as a person.

In order to work with difficult outer circumstances, we need to gather our inner strength. If even ten or twenty minutes of meditation a day helps us to do this, let's go for it!

Things are not working for us because our focus is lost

Brothers in suffering, brothers in resistance, brothers in ideals and conviction. It is now our duty to further strengthen this bond in order to secure this hard-won freedom for future generations.

Dream big, as long as you do it in sync with your truth, with your heart, your brain. And you are not hurting anybody, go ahead and do it.

You're an emanation of enlightenment. Enlightenment, which is the universe, has created the hallucination that is you in a form that shifts.

A shippe and a woman are ever repairing.

As I get older I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won't settle for.

I think expectations of Doctor Who should always be high, because it's a show that must always progress and get better and better.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

Where do you get the gall to call the people who died in 9/11 technocrats when you sit around and get a $90,000 paycheck from the government you purport to hate?