People who are interested in money are really uninteresting people. They look like Donald Trump.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

What better way for a ruling class to claim and hold power than to pose as the defenders of the nation.

In the morning, wonder and be generous like the sun. In the evening, meditate and be kind like the moon.

As for leadership, I am the kind who leads reluctantly and more by example than anything else. Someone had to be on the incorporation papers as president.

The candidate was required to prepare himself by confession, fasting, and passing the night in prayer.

God does not love us because Christ died for us; Christ died for us because God loved us.

I'm too rich to care what the critics say.

This is the wonderful truth, my dear friends: the Word, which became flesh two thousand years ago, is present today in the Eucharist

My soul to-day Is far away Sailing the Vesuvian Bay.

Anybody that says different is selling something.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!