People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it.

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

listen carefully, as this may be something of a shock to you." "A shock? You mean all that was just the precursor?

What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going to be your next brilliant observation.

It was made out to be some kind of honor, giving your life for the good of humanity, but it was really just a reminder that cyborgs were not like everyone else.

When a man has seen the aerodynamic shape of a Caravelle jet at an airport, he doesn't need aerodynamic furniture.

Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.

I don't know if I should say this, but I feel more like a singer than an artist.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I am a warrior, so that my son may be a merchant, so that his son may be a poet.

I've always wanted to be independent and answer for myself. That probably is the part of me I would class to be feminist. I'd like to have children; marriage I have a bit of an issue with.

Love the horses, but don't ride on them! Riding the horses is a culture, a wrong culture!

For by his incarnation the Son of God united himself in a certain way with every man. He labored with human hands... and loved with a human heart. Born of Mary the Virgin, he truly became one of us.

We cannot afford to not stick and work together for the betterment of our community.

Being Nigerian is a strong part of my identity. Being American is a strong part of my identity. And there are important parts of who I am that really have nothing to do with my national connection.