People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Lying is never the best option, but in some situations it is necessary.

That's what happens when you're thirty-seven years old: you do the things you always did but the result is somehow different.

Real samadhi is off the game board, friends. It is not something you are even aware of.

As night the life-inclining stars best shows, So lives obscure the starriest souls disclose.

I hate to generalize because there are always so many exceptions to any rule.

I was writing before I met Rick and actually I created the band before Rick Finch. Basically, the first album, I wrote. Who's to say what would've happened? Rick was very talented too.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

I love my hair. When I was young it had weird kinks and cowlicks in it, but I just grew into it. You grow into a lot of things.

Time goes a lot quicker when the work is a lot more enjoyable.

Offer someone the opportunity to rebuild a company or reinvent an industry as the primary incentive, and it will attract those drawn to the challenge first and the money second.