Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Use your special gifts to fulfil your divine purpose.

The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.

If we make every attempt to increase out knowledge in order to use it for human good, it will make a difference in us and in our world.

So that every wand or staff of empire is forsooth curved at top.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Those who commit the murders write the reports.

You must master a new way to think, before you can master a new way to be.

Loving once and only once is possible - anything is possible.

It always amazes me how when we’re sure we’ve lost something for good, it winds up finding us.

Stay focused and don't try to do too many things at once. Care about execution quality.