If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

I believe that a person's taste in music tells you a lot about them. In some cases, it tells you everything you need to know.

But if you wake up and are feeling....needy...

Most of my career has been in sales. I spend 50% or more of my time with customers and employees, and I can't wait for it to be more than 50%.

You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.

You have to have something worth saying and then the ability to say it- writing's a double skill, really.

The two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.

Liberal education reminds those members of a mass democracy who have ears to hear, of human greatness.

I cannot think that espionage can be recommended as a technique for building an impressive civilization. It's a lout's game.

Gotta start teaching the children that they can be just what they want to be, there's much more to life than poverty.

Do what you love. When you love your work, you become the best worker in the world.