Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Tell your testimony.

Who wants a library full of books you've already read?

A famous love story is hard to maintain when you both live in the spotlight.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

To have never done anything but make the eighteenth part of a pin, is a sorry account for a human being to give of his existence.

Hillary [Clinton] is - you know, she's every bit as much scary on war as Donald Trump is.

Feeling is the language of the soul. If you want to know what's true for you about something, look to how you're feeling about it.

Every bird will follow it's specie.

And Burke, could he see our century, never would concede that a consumption-society, so near to suicide, is the end for which Providence has prepared man.

Music is not an exact science so depending on the time and the mode and the energy when we do it that will determine what happens with it.