Our Blacks Are Better Than Their's

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

When you surround yourself with dramatic people, your life will be driven by drama instead of being driven by destiny.

There is no death! the stars go down to rise upon some fairer shore.

There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and own and show the world the humor in it.

The toughest thing about being a celebrity, I suppose, is being polite when I don't want to be.

I do have an older brother! But you know, he and I have always gotten along. We've always had different aspirations.

I think God's justice is making wrongs right.

How do I get to Carnegie Hall?

Music is structure out of Chaos

Do I pray? Yes. Prayer is very important to me.

Every patient you see is a lesson in much more than the malady from which he suffers.