One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

Go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize after something's been done than to get permission ahead of time.

People, like water, seek their own level.

All one great big lie.

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives.

He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it.

Imagine a world that seemed so much bigger than you. Imagine waking up one morning and finding a piece of yourself you didn't even know existed.

The worst diets are ones that restrict your calories too much and try to trick your body. You have no energy, and it's ridiculous.

If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day at sea, when nearly all his comrades are seasick.

Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, And vice sometime by action dignified.