You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

... Angus had a "pretty normal childhood." Bertie had immediately mistrusted him. Nobody had a normal childhood.

At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe.

Most recently, Richman et al (1997) have argued that a four-dimensional

I love to talk to flowers. They are sensitive. And sometimes I just want to have couple of wings and fly away... Will you ever notice?

Unless we dream the best dreams of which we are capable, the future will be poorer than it might be.

Sometimes, divine revelation simply means adjusting your brain to hear what your heart already knows." Angels and Demons p. 484

One thing for certain you will not ever hear from me is praise for dictators and strongmen who have no love for America.

If you take away the cross as an atoning act, you take away Christianity.

Clearly, love is love, between a man and a woman, a woman and a man, a woman and a woman and a man and a man.

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "