One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

Had I ever truly been free? Though I wasn’t shipped off to different countries did that make me any less of a prisoner?

...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen.

We don't really have to make fun of religion - it makes fun of itself.

He who has not forgiven an enemy has never yet tasted one of the most sublime enjoyments of life.

Divine right of kings means the divine right of anyone who can get uppermost.

With monuments as with men, position means everything.

People that call old leads, drive old cars.

I know that once I get a good rhythm and a good feel, no one can stop me.

All babies are Buddha babies.

Knowledge is an excellent drug; but no drug has virtue enough to preserve itself from corruption and decay, if the vessel be tainted and impure wherein it is put to keep.