One day we'll all be dead, and none of this will matter" -The Brightest Star in the Sky.

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here.

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes.

I like hoodies. They just make me feel safe.

You will go on and meet someone else and I'll just be a chapter in your tale, but for me, you were, you are and you always will be, the whole story.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right.

I went grey at 12, my eyesight went at 17. I've been a crock from very early on.

I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better.

My truth is that what doesn't kill you makes you weaker rather than stronger, although it makes you wiser.

She couldn't avoid being serious about things she cared for, and happiness made her grave at the thought of all the things which might destroy it.

The level of Personal Responsibility in developed countries is averagely much higher than is seen in developing nations.

If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral.

Being on the stage in New York is always exciting because you feel like you're part of the life of the city.

I love a large cast of characters. That's the way life is: it's flooded with people and we keep them all straight.

Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds.

Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?

Don't stumble over something behind you.

Unpersecuted, unjailed, unharrassed writers are trouble for the ignorant bully, the sly racist, and the predators feeding off the world's resources.

I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.