Funny Food Quotes

Funny Food Quote of the day

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?)

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that

Lunch makes me feel a bit better.

It's just... You sound like lorde. But like, with maple syrup.

What was that you gave me to eat?" Winter panicked.A Filler Crisp, " Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."I'm hungry for other things besides what I have, " [Clover] argued.

The human body is the best work of art.