[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We're part of a mixed marriage -- he's male

There are two days in the year that you cannot do anything: YESTERDAY & TOMORROW: Only TODAY you can Be Happy, Smile, Dream, Love, Feel, & Be Thankful…

Never defend yourself, but define yourself with your imagination and actions.

The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.

The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don't even know you are making.

What we have been is an established and unchangeable fact. What we can yet become is an unlimited, boundless opportunity.

It seems to me that you would have to write a novel on a very small, intimate scale for it not to become political.

A guy should be a guy. You don't want him to be too... shiny.

The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.

Each cat has a distinct purrsonality.