Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Your dreams will come true- If you put your mind to it. Your fantasies not. They only help you imagine that things are better than they really are.

The hardest fact in the world to accept is the inevitable mixture of evil with good in all things.

When something seems ‘the most obvious thing in the world’ it means that any attempt to understand the world has been given up.

Since the big band started I'm just always swamped with movies and things. It certainly pays the bills and it's very satisfying, because I get to write all these big charts and all this crazy music.

The glamour Of childish days is upon me, my manhood is cast Down in the flood of remembrance.

And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a Merry Christmas, and God bless all of you - all of you on the good Earth.

I don't feel I'm a diva in any way, but, like, I just can't bring myself to reuse eyelashes. I think it's gross. And so I only use them one time. Is that bad? I feel like it's bad!

I grew up hard. I picked cotton and plowed with the mule and fixed the cars and played with the guitar and the piano.

It is well known that the older a man grows, the faster he could run as a boy.

Every country has its own reality and its own leaders, and the leaders act in accordance with their reality.