Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.

The human spirit lives on creativity and dies in conformity and routine.

With you and me, I don't know what anything means. We're pushing each other away and yet I don't seem to be able to let you go.

Don't ask whether it's going to be easy. Ask whether it's going to be worth it.

The great questions are those an intelligent child asks and, getting no answers, stops asking.

I've always had an aversion to looking sexy, but I've grown out of it.

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?

I would rather be an expert on me than on Cicero

By the nourishing spirit of the temple we can learn the reality, the power and the hope of the Savior's Atonement in our personal life.

Nostalgia is always doomed and dooming.

Today, neither Left nor Right can find their footing.