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Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Quotes

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Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Quotes: "I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around."

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.


Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Quotes: "My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking."

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.


Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Quotes: "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family."

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.


Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea


Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Quotes: "The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever."

The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.


Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea