[Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Unhappiness doesn't grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won't fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man's doing.

There were people in the South who were ardently opposed to slavery. And maybe, if we get into truth and reconciliation, those will be the people we want to name schools and streets after.

My practical approach based on experience is to create a website for real Internet users, not for search engine spiders.

Stars will blossom in the darkness, Violets bloom beneath the snow.

I'm not a big fan of Women's Liberation, but maybe it will help women stand up for the respect they're due.

The living ideas of the dead are more powerful and effective than the dead ideas of the living.

Movies, by nature, are not subjective, they're objective.

I am sorry about the person who is not truly excited about his job. He will not only never truly be happy there, but he won't achieve anything great.