Nothing is more pleasing than to see an arrogant prick fail.

While pensive poets painful vigils keep, Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep.

Think deeply about things. Don’t just go along because that’s the way things are or that’s what your friends say. Consider the effects, consider the alternatives, but most importantly, just think.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

When the opposite of your prayer occurs, your prayer hasn't been ignored; it's been considered & refused for your ultimate good.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

Let me walk through the fields of paper touching with my wand dry stems and stunted butterflies.

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

Plus, I was about to spend six weeks with Christian Ozera. He was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. Actually, he was a lot like me. It was going to be a long six weeks.

Son of Poseidon? East asked. I nodded. Took a dip in the Styx? Hudson asked. Yep. They made digusted sounds. Well that's perfect East said. Now how do we kille him?

Show business is one of those things that people can use to get themselves out of the lower rung of society.