Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Celebrities and 'famous' people are just regular folks. I know, it's a shocking and potentially dangerous statement.

Don't be afraid if your idea is crazy, because good things come from crazy ideas. (p. 96)

I would alter nothing of the journey made for it is in this road travelled that the sweetest of lessons are learnt.

We cannot forget that our flag received its first foreign salute from a Dutch officer, nor that the Province of Friesland gave to our independence its first formal recognition.

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.

Almost too hot for skinny jeans, the impossible becomes the possible.

Whatever bro, tell it to the whales

I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.